Mr. Moritz: The Tentative World Cup Television Viewer
If you, like Mr. Moritz, are desperately struggling for ways to actually enjoy watching the World Cup — and you’re still sticking in there despite the fact that games can actually end in a tie(!?) — you’re going to want to check out this instructional video on how to tweak your audio EQ settings to remove that un-Godly background cacophony that is the sound of 100,000 vuvuzela horns honking.
And just for the record: Mr. Moritz has no personally beef against vuvuzela horns. It’s not even that he actually dislikes them, he just feels better when they’re not around.
