Ever wanted to own a piece of Mr. Moritz? Now you can… Mr. Moritz is currently listed on Empire Avenue. Ticker Symbol: MORITZ.
Get a piece before the price skyrockets!
(and just ignore this: EAVB_KGFNGRWHRP it’s Mr. Moritz’s verification code and is nothing for you to concern your pretty little eyes with.)
Featuring novel notions, hairbrained schemes and statements of the obvious regarding little cars, online applications, modern geriatrics, guerrilla gardening, naughty creatures, curious statistics, veggie diesel, cute critters and other recent obsessions that are only 47% as cloyingly precious as they seem in this description.
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