Modern Geriatric: L’il Inappropriate Books

Golden Books go naughty, very very naughty. Latest L’il Inappropriate Books release is all about classic movies and perfect for scaring the s**t out of l’il monsters who insist on having you read the 1001 Dalmations board book for the 1002nd time. Very nice.
Modern Geriatric: Always Prepared!
For Good or Evil: Breaking Into a Garage Door (and Keeping Other Dirtbags Out)
Admit it, you squandered more of your brain cells on your youth than you should have and forgetting the little things — your keys, alimony check, alimony check #2, etc. — is becoming a lotta bit more common. The garage door, of course, is a handy way to get back into the domicile when the llaves are awol.
To open it up, all you need to do is thread a coat hanger or hooked piece of wire through the top of the door and open the emergency latch (which can also be done by the rope many emergency latches have).
This does of course leave a nice little string to pull for less savory characters so don’t forget to click the Lifehacker link below for a tip on how to secure the opener’s quick release lever using a plastic zip tie…
ripped off from Lifehacker
“Scent of a Man” | GQ
Ye Olde Mr. Moritz blog…

Got hacked, got whacked, got done got got but good. But isn’t the point of these here blog thingeys to be ephemeral glimpses of the moment at hand, not musty memories of days of yore? And so we begin anew with the fresher, newer, free n easier “Blahg by Mr. Moritz” that you are enjoying on your screen at this very moment. Welcome friends, let’s begin…
